Why You Should Buy Our String
Photography by Evan
Our strings can play the piano very well.
Our strings will do your math homework.
Our strings always know the time and is never late for anything.
Our strings like to skateboard.
Our strings are always clean.
Our strings are very talented and can play almost every instrument, including the harmonica.
Our string's are so intelligent, they can read college level books.
Our string can do your laundry.
Our String can play baseball, soccer, or any other sport of your choice.
Our string is potty trained and can clean up after itself when its finished.
Our string will get along great with your cat, dog, or any pet you may have.
Our string can clean your house.
Our string will occasionally surprise you with fresh baked brownies.
Our string will annihilate you in chess or any or any other board game of your choice.
Our string will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories.